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• #69952
I bet you were sitting down...
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• #69953
amen
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• #69954
This
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• #69955
My performance is very physical. You can't demonstrate watching a massive poo coming out of your own bum when you are seated.
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• #69956
Wanking gestures work best standing, but being a comfort mastubator myself, the actual action itself is always performed while horizontal...
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• #69958
I hope the Poolice are investigating.
Gets coat. Exits stage left.
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• #69959
On the runs. Jesus
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• #69960
Even this?
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• #69961
yeah, no thanks, cheers.
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• #69962
Gold.
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• #69963
Why does that Aussie bloke get wheeled out every time shit hits the fan in 'Murica? I've had funnier bouts of gastroenteritis...
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• #69964
Port Arthur and ensuing ban that provably worked?
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• #69965
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• #69966
Haha what a great thread that is
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• #69967
It's standard.
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• #69969
That was fast. And actually quite funny.
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• #69970
Scarfolk continuing to get it bang on the money.
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• #69971
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• #69972
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• #69973
Pineapple sticker?
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• #69975
Kerning on 'We'
Stand up is overrated.
It's nowhere near as good as large hairy northerners reading obscene stories. That's where the future of Brexit Britain's entertainment industry lies.