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  • People with their own parking bay who leave their car in the middle of the road overnight.

    What on earth. Am I wrong to read this as "The owner of this car has a raging antisocial streak"?

  • Oh, jesus, don't get me started.

    What about those wankers who park ten feet from the end of a long parking bay, leaving a space in front only marginally too short to actually get a car in?

    Or when you have a bay that's long enough for two cars end-to-end, and the cunt decides to park in the middle?

    You should get a parking ticket for doing that.


    'No Kids' weddings. A memorable day out for a family, ruined by pure selfishness. You don't get to have fun by excluding people. Your wedding is not about you. If it were, you wouldn't invite anyone.

  • We had our formal wedding party on a weekday lunchtime and only permitted spawn that were still suckling. This was simply down to space and finances as only 40 people could fit in the venue and immediate family's parasites would have taken 10 places.

    At our less formal "party"party all were welcome and it was hugely enhanced by kids being so wonderfully exuberant and saying really sweet things.

  • One parking garage in Belfast will charge people twice for fuckery like that.

  • I totally get why people have no kids weddings. Last wedding I went to was so much more enjoyable because my daughter was at home with the grandparents!

  • Children aren't people.

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