Football

3rd? I'll take an eighth of what you're smoking

Conte

eighth ... i'll have a 16th of what ramsaye is smoking

Messi...

There's no way he'll actually end up in prison... right?

Edit - Sentences under 2 years can be served on probation in Spain.... so that would be a no then.

I don't think he'll be able to play this season will he though? I'm not an expert on Spanish law, but I guess there is some loophole to wriggle through.

Adios Cuntos >>>>>>
Although I expect, as he is rich and part of the inner circle he will not go to prison.

No sentence, no ban. Will play as normal according to el mundo deportivo

Handy

Well, I can't imagine a suspended sentence means you're not allowed to work

Next seasons Top 4 Contenders:

Leicester, Arsenal, Liverpool, Man City, Man Utd, Chelsea, Tottenham, Ever.. They can't all get top 3. I don't think you guys can handle the kipper that i'm smoking

Messi didn't know he was committing tax fraud, he was playing football and thought his girlfriend was asleep. He won't go to prison, he just has to pay for a new one to house the criminals who can't afford justice.

LOLZ.

Guradian reckon £40.
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/may/24/football-transfer-rumours-everton-to-sign-joe-hart-for-40m
I like the guy but feel there's definitely a hefty 'English tax' on him.

Bielsa to Lazio. That'll be fun. For a season at least.

Really! Fuck! How desperate must they be to become relevant again.

That was 26th May 😒

You've got Stekelenburg instead now.

Klopp to get a contract extension even though his win percentage is 14% lower than Rodgers. Makes perfect sense doesn't.

As back up to an 'unbought as of yet' # 1

thought Ibe was the replacement for Sterling?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/07/liverpool-accept-15m-bid-bournemouth-jordon-ibe

ojo is the replacement for ibe who was the replacement for sterling
ojo looks the most nimble footed of the lot ... we are gradually trading up
ibe followed along the lines of sterling, lots of tasmanian devil not much end product

is this ref french or something?

Klopp signs a 6 year contract extension.

That's a lot of compensation to pay out when it all goes tits up.

probably making sure there's a proper release clause in there, so they're compensated when it goes tits up for one of the big clubs and they come hunting for a younger manager...

Klopp's not that young.