• Johnson's never held a role in the cabinet, has he... And the only thing he actually did whilst occupying the large testicle on the Southbank was to reintroduce the Routemaster, whilst piggy-backing projects that had been sign off by the preceeding administration.

    Ill-prepared man for the big job. Perhaps he can go back to writing for publications which I didn't read anyway.

  • With hair like his, Boris Johnson should partner Joe Hart on the next Head and Shoulders advert. "When you're letting the country down, whether in the sporting arena or genuinely ruining everything, the last thing you need to worry about is dandruff..."

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