Football

Touché...

Jajajaja

a) lol
b) lololol
c) What andy said
d) Was that supposed to be a response, or just a random sentence about spurs, plucked from the ether?

I prefer @chalfie 's analysis

Too many stats for me though

Intellectual giant Michael Owen:

This is the time of reaction, when football’s greatest minds pick their choice for the man to lead England forward. Michael Owen also has some thoughts.
‘Attention quickly turns to who’s next for the England hot seat. No question in my mind: Glenn Hoddle.’
Given that Hoddle last managed (badly) in 2006 at Wolves, Owen’s opinion was understandably met with some light criticism. One of those replies concerned Hoddle’s dalliances with controversy, not least the use of faith healer Eileen Drewery.

Don’t worry though, for Owen has the answer:

‘Everybody laughed 20 years ago. Now the majority of clubs use these type of people. Further proof.’
Yes, Owen has confused ‘psychics’ and ‘psychologists’. It’s further proof of something.

My language clearly wasn't colourful enough.
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Claude Puel new Southampton Manager
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jun/30/southampton-claude-puel-first-team-manager-appoint

@Sam_w @jaw @Prole. Thoughts?

Alongside Eric Black - LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Good luck with that.

Fuck me, you're on fire, Andy...

Long shot but I have a pair of Arsenal season tickets going spare for the whole of next season.

Sat together, upper tier of North Bank. Nice seats but surplus to requirements. Various forumengers have sat in them over the years.

I want face value which is £2,368 for the pair. PM if you know anybody who might be interested. I was on the waiting list for 7 years to get them so I'm not keen to hand them back to the club just yet.

How fucking much!?

I will ask some friends if they are interested

I will ask some friends if they are interested

me too

I know.

They are fairly cheap seats for the Emirates too.

I also have two tickets about 15 row further forwards and slightly towards the corner and they're a lot more than that!

It's only £62 a game...

£45.53p a game actually.

19 league games and the first 7 FA Cup and CL games are also included. Milk cup matches are extra although generally charged half price.

Do you guarantee a refund if Arsenal don't finish 4th?

Guaranteed crushing underachievement and world class bed wetting but no refund.

Looks very much in the Southampton Way. Good at bringing the academy players through (something Koeman didn't do), and apparently plays attractive football.

Swapping Sammy Lee for Eric Black is a bit odd, obviously Black is fluent in French so guess that is why.

As with all Saints managers, if he underachieved he will be fired, if he achieves he will be poached and we will be hunting again...

If he's fired you'll get Eric Black as interim manager...ahahahahahahahahahahahahHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA. HA!

Better than tactics Tim, no?

Long shot but I have a pair of Arsenal season tickets going spare for the whole of next season.

Sat together, upper tier of North Bank. Nice seats but surplus to requirements. Various forumengers have sat in them over the years.

I want face value which is £2,368 for the pair. PM if you know anybody who might be interested. I was on the waiting list for 7 years to get them so I'm not keen to hand them back to the club just yet.

@Tenderloin might be interested, but he's decorating like a mofo when he's not on holiday...

That is very hard to call. Even Tim didn't have a 0% win record though. And we'll still have the FA cup semi thrashing of Liverpool. But yeah - both shit.

Sounds ideal.