• I was only joking.

    Seems cheap; Roy Chubby Brown is charging £25 for his latest tour and he probably doesn't even swear as much.

  • The last time I put money in a pint glass in a pub, the young lady holding it took off all her clothes and did the splits. I was a bit shocked as I only thought she was collecting for charity..

    I did feel a bit guilty that I only put 50p in..

    I fervently hope that you won't be stripping off and doing the splits..

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