• I was running to work today and almost had to do a Strasky & Hutch slide over a Merc bonnet.
    I fucking hate cunts who bomb it out of their driveway, treating the pavement like a road.

  • I had some utter bell almost take out my daughter on Saturday doing exactly this. She is 5 and we have just been to the coffee shop to pick up cake and baby chino's for park consumption, she is cycling along the pavement about 10m in front of me, Mr Saturday twat came streaming out from a shared drive and performed an emergency stop, Kitty (Daughter 2) performed an emergency stop next to his front wheel, then she looked up and carried off round the front of his mondeo to the park gates. Mr Saturday twat then had a go at me about not taking care of her, I kindly pointed out that he is crossing a pavement, he has a 10ft high hedge for the final 15m of the exit of the driveway blocking his view to the left, it may be an idea that he not drive at 30mph (may be a slight exaggeration). We then proceeded to discuss each others parenting abilities and driving abilities and went on our merry ways.

    Kitty burst into tears and I had to carry a child, bike and coffee / cake all the way home....fuckwit

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