• Download the free app citymapper, that'll get you there.

    That's assuming you Northern monkeys have smartphones. I'm pretty sure I've seen people on Emmerdale using smartphones, the screens were in black and white obvs.

  • Download the free app citymapper, that'll get you there.

    Nice one - i'll try it.

    Those aren't phones on Emmerdale. They're polished slabs of black granite, a constant reminder of how hard life is. When we stare at them we are cotemplating our inevitable, untimely demise.

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