Euro 2016

Apart from getting the peno, what has Sterling actually done?

Woy looking lost 😂😂😂😒

Things England can't defend;

Long throws
The pound

and Sterling crashing through the floor or something

Stirling collapses again.

We should make him PM, he's the only man in the country with a credible plan to leave Europe.

Woy needs some coke.

Fans are gearing up for post match 'analysis' by the sounds of it

Stirling. Did a nutmeg. There really is no pace to our play.

The Iceland fans sound immense.

The England fans sound like one sad virgin playing God Save The Queen on a kazoo.

I'm not exaggerating here for effect or anything but I would genuinely rather watch Enfield Town than this shower of bellwhiffs

It's Sunday League stuff isn't it?

Let's keep positive

oh dear is that lallana warming up?

Rooney did more than just one

Wiltshite we need you

Maybe we can spend the £350 million a week on goalkeeping training?

Come on Iceland

I would genuinely rather watch Enfield Town than this shower of bellwhiffs

Nah, AFC Hornchurch for me.

That lot are scaring them.

To clarify, I meant: Heroes (Iceland) v Villains (England)

Or a New Hart Substitute? Maybe that's what they meant all along...

/uncle

Just so dull and clueless. I mean what are they actually trying to do? It's like the Slovakia game all over again. Awful stuff, shitless

what a display

I suggest to cheat and make false papers for immigrants to play instead. Cheaper

This HT analysis should be a laugh