Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

But we're bri'ish. We get special rules, no?

We could have special rules, we probably won't because the people keep electing moronic governments. Now that we're no longer to be bound by the EU common external tariff system, we could unilaterally abolish all import tariffs. We could, but we probably won't, because the political class in all countries, ours included, talks about free trade but then creates "Free Trade" agreements which consist of 2 lines of preamble about opening markets followed by 27000 pages of protectionism draughted by the cronies who paid the biggest bribes to the politicians.