• There is much celebration in my factory today. Shambling fuckwits high-fiving each other and clapping. Tatty little Union Jack flags have miraculously appeared on people's lockers and the temp staff are looking grim.
    My incredibly irritating colleague, Intense Ginger Bloke is looking pleased. He voted #Brexit. He keeps telling me to have faith, that the drop in the pound is a blip, that Boris Johnson seems a decent bloke, then he asks me when the election will happen.
    He hasn't got a clue.
    I want to go home.

  • Cite Peston, remember when we voted for Thatcher and how it was all prosperity and buoyancy in the nineties? Remember the pain of getting through the eighties, strikes, unemployment, high interest rates, Slade. Is that what you want, 'cause that's what you voted for.

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