New Film 'Premium Rush' 2012 Joseph Gordon-Levitt

Fuck me that looks awful

Douche chills.

90 odd minutes of epic bellendery.

lolz, my mate is the lead character.

Is it all about the fixeh warz? 5th floor vs go- bomb! fixie crew

Needs moar bus stroking.

Is ononelangster the evil villain?

Looks to me like there are enough strokers in it already.

LLOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL looks so awful. I mean like literally straight to dvd awful. Fucking hell.

I like the look of this, the production quality looks high, hopefully there are good bike scenes with lots of good stunts and explosions.

Are you new here?

I'm expecting Fast and Furious but with bikes.

Funny, I don't remember them asking for extras on here, although admittedly all we could have offered would have been dancing james as a riding consultant.

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Judging from the trailer the plot is that a courier inadvertently becomes a witness to the aftermath of a murder because, like all couriers, he wears a camera on his helmet, and is then chased by gun-toting thugs.

The acting looks absolutely terrible just from these short snippets, but that's the case with just about every contemporary film.

When you ride a fixie you understand that the life takes a turn like that, accurate from personal experience IMO.

Will there be film on fixie crits in 2020 then?

Red Hook the Movie. An underground crit rider who races for the thrills sees a murder mid race and has to escape while still wining the race. Mash gets the girl.

2025 - Bikepacking the movie. A bike packer who bikepacks for the thrills witnesses a murder.....

It's going to be awesome.

Fuck me that looks brilliant

90 odd minutes of epic sexyness.

It's just like real life...

I can't wait for them to finish my biography...

Ride Fat Cunt Ride

Centre stage at next Bicycle Film Festival yeah?

Still waiting on cameras with 20:1 aspect ratios?

I can see a theme developing here and its not the murder witness bit

I wonder if @scoot is due any royalties for providing the inspiration for the script when she started the "shit fixie skidders say" thread?