In the news

Apparently Reeva wouldn't want him to waste his life behind bars.

Fuck off. I hope he's sentenced will the full force of possible law.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/23/oscar-pistorius-reeva-wouldnt-want-me-to-waste-my-life-behind-bars?CMP=twt_b-gdnnews

The fucking scum.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36598935

#penisbest #pencilgate

Outers getting in conspiratorial tizz about a possible remain vote being rigged because polling stations use pencils for ballot papers....

http://www.manchestereveningnews.co.uk/news/greater-manchester-news/pencil-referendum-vote-rigging-claim-11514432

unfortunately nothing new, they've been doing this forever.

They are honestly the worst kind of scum.

Tory minister proven to be liar:

http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/jun/23/michael-fallon-damages-imam-suliman-gani-sadiq-khan

Or more correctly proven to have repeated things he heard on the BBC without independently fact checking. Not exactly the same thing.

Drama queen of the day:
http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-36610068

Best wishes to everyone.

the masked man appeared a little mentally unstable.

White fella then...

A good news story.

http://www.economist.com/news/americas/21701178-government-declares-end-its-war-against-farc-peace-last-colombia

FARC and the Colombian state agree a definitive cease fire.

The second half of this story seems a bit unrelated to the first http://www.irishtimes.com/news/politics/ireland-should-consider-rejoining-commonwealth-fg-senator-says-1.2693804

Some more really good news from South America. One of the most shameful parts of London is London Zoo. Also Clapham.

http://https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/jun/23/buenos-aires-zoo-close-animals-captivity-argentina

Related animal cruelty. 4 Lads from a housing estate in bradford drive to york countryside to film themselves torturing badgers to death. Didn't know it was illegal gov..

http://www.yorkpress.co.uk/news/14577098.Gang_sentenced_for_killing_badgers_after_being_stopped_near_York/?ref=mr&lp=1

Biggest drop in the history of Sterling since 1932. All imports now 10% more expensive. Looks like baked beans on toast for tea.

Toast!? Who are you? The queen?

Cameron announcing his resignation

Baked beans,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phaseolus_vulgaris#Production
imported.

agreed, great news for Colombia, a very special country for me..
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-36614419

Good thing I clicked confirm on that order last night.

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/may/31/giant-alligator-panics-golfers-as-it-ambles-across-course-in-flordia

More gator news.

Live scenes from the Eurotunnel

"loss of his job in a pet shop". You couldn't make it up. Loss of his bollocks in a coffee grinder I could live with.

^ Yes so crazy. I wonder if pet shop boy ever took some of his work home with him. I can't understand how going out into nature with your pack of dogs to set them on other animals for fun enters anyone's head as a thing to do..

Floyd Landis, having been sanctioned for drugged pedalling, now starts legitimate business peddling drugs.

http://road.cc/content/news/194906-floyd-landis-launches-cannabis-company-next-door-lance

I think this may by my favourite-est story headline of all time.

"CafePress Takes Down T-Shirt Calling Donald Trump A Cheeto-Faced Shitgibbon, Saying It Violates Frito-Lay's Trademark"

(LINK)

Germany bans fracking forever. Such jealousy.