Bike smuggling

Probably only a matter of time before there is a locker audit/search.
On April fools day I (ahem) broke into one of my mates locker and left this there:

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Nearly got caught by the health and safety rep!

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Leave skids in the hallways...

Start a lunchtime fitness club, and hide your bike in plain sight inside a vaulting horse.

We were looking for a great escape angle on this.
The vaulting horse is a great idea,anyone got one I could borrow?
Managed to blag a free (new) rear wheel yesterday .

So do they build wings out of bog roll in the loft next?

Latest update,I'm at work early this morning.Not much going on so I decide to check on one of my bikes I've left in the official bike shed for a couple of weeks.
So I get the key and wander over to find some c**t has nicked the badge and loosened off the front wheel!
Supposed to be a secure location, I mean if you can't trust the people who work for the same company who can you trust ?
Bastards

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Smear a little shit (it doesn't have to be yours) over attractive components.

Next time something goes AWOL, ask to smell your colleagues' fingers.

"We can work hand in hand if we stick to the rules:
he keeps his cunt-hooks out of my wallet,
I keep my tentacles
out of his pocket."

Is smoking allowed in the bike shed?

Someone's smuggling it out.

I'm not comfortable asking to smell my colleagues fingers,
Some of the people I work with are a little strange.
Anyway we have a very tough E.D.I policy! Some people would be offended if I didn't smell there fingers.

Unfortunately there's no smoking anywhere at work !
I didn't think anyone would play me at my own game !!

Gosh she has a large belly button.

Just be grateful it's not an 'outie'

Makes sense...

Spots fag ends all around the bike hoops.

Latest update finally smuggled a rear wheel in.
Today was the first chance had to assemble the bike. ...

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Finished! Brkless fixie

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Corridor test ride

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Cool! Now what?

Tandem?

Trike?

Win!
We need a peloton now.

I might set up a cycle repair shop in the locker room

I smuggled stuff into the secure part of our offices by hanging a thin line out of our 3rd floor window into the car park. Then we put the contraband in the car park with a length of heavier line attached and tied the thin line to the heavy line. Nipped back upstairs and hoisted the whole lot up and in the window.

What and why?

It was an old fashioned bird cage stuffed full of beers.

The cage was a precursor to an idea we had going that never came to fruition because our team got split off to different very straight offices, the beers because the opportunity was there.