I'm not very good at concise, never have been. If I was I would simply write
"Your client is documented as being an archive-grade CUNT. Please pay the requested monies post haste.
Yours acidicly,
The Gruber"
I shall try though. This is why lawyers make so much money, isn't it?
I don't think you're going to get much by appealing to their sense of fairness - they work for the landlord after all, they're not neutral.
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I'm not very good at concise, never have been. If I was I would simply write
"Your client is documented as being an archive-grade CUNT. Please pay the requested monies post haste.
Yours acidicly,
The Gruber"
I shall try though. This is why lawyers make so much money, isn't it?