Epic WTF

No. They are dead. People who post shit to dead people on the internet just want attention from the living.

It's ok, we didn't communicate much when he was alive anyway.

Fuck you! They're still alive even if theyre dead you cold bastard!

#thatescalatedquickly

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Much like messages and flowers for the dead, meaningless.

Handy to pick up from the roadside for the missus though.

You've really got to pick your day though. Don't go picking up any teddy bears either.

This has reminded me of cretins who go into chat rooms and hand out hot cinnamon toast or somesuch drivel.
I'm fat irl. I don't want to become portly and rotund online as well.

gives fatty a cookie

no chocolate on it? then fuck off

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^^^^^^ Harsh. By that logic, funerals, shared fond memories and grief are all meaningless selfish displays designed to solicit sympathy. I'm not so sure. grief is a powerful human experience and the need to communicate it in this day and age when we tend to be more isolated than at anytime before feels pretty natural to me. My grandmother died last week and I'm not ashamed to admit that I felt compelled to post something on facebook about it. Not "to her" admittedly but I felt a powerful compulsion to mark the occasion in a hopefully low key way amongst my closer friends and to celebrate her life. You don't have to be religious to understand that surely?

Attention whores will always be attention whores but generally I respect it when people I know and like post something personal and thoughtful about a bereavement on social media. Death is a big deal. I hope when I die people get together and say nice things about me before they burn me or chuck me in a ditch and carry on with their lives.

pick your own ...

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I don't see death, mine or anyone's as something to get worked up about. It's inevitable. I am detached by nature and always have been. I thought the public outpourings of grief when Princess Diana and the Queen Mum died were pathetic and the need for people to be seen grieving pisses me off. To add to my distress I am going to my father-in-law's funeral tomorrow so perhaps that is why I am slightly cuntier than usual.

Just make sure you're not the first one in line for the canapés.

and try to keep texting to a minimum during the service.

Especially sexting.

I'll see what I can do.

U OK HUN?

^ timing!

Oh @eb! r u ok? Hun?

PM me

Nothing hun I'll inbox u x

garrrrrgghh

Just stop using Faceache. Delete your account. Your life will be better.