• For somewhere that's supposed to be the global financial capital, it hasn't got enough cash points.

    Years ago I went to pick a mate up from Geneva airport. I went across from France and the whole affair was supposed to be like a well-coordinated drive by operation until I got to Geneva and discovered that the flight was still in the air and was circling. This was at 3am.

    I parked and went to find a hole in the wall to get some cash to buy a coffee - could I find one? Could I fuck. I had to go into the centre of fucking Geneva.

    We could be like Switzerland? Fuck that. I'm not even interested in Nazi gold.

  • Swiss airport fucks took my beer off me coming back from Egypt so I look forward to pissing my way across their country in a long overdue revenge.

    Has this been referendumed yet?

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