Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Looking forward to when that gets advertised on here...

http://www.bikeradar.com/road/news/article/donchisciotte-disc-brake-guard-first-look-47261/

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Haha! Fucker.

Need a similar cassette guard to go with it...

Because slvlss.

That's why.

Someone needs to tell them that they forgot about seatstays, before any tragedy will happen.

"Money can't buy taste, you say?"

Tbf, as far as tri bikes go, it's not that bad.

< "Money can't buy taste, you say?"

Don't really see why that colnago is much "worse" than many of the "Rolex" bikes of the 1970s and 1980s.. the ultimate being the ICS constructions in the late 1980s such as

In an era where it seems everything is Chinese carbon with black bits and deep section wheels the new take is just continuation (not sure about that C40 but the originals were made in Italy and had an artesan quality to their manufacture)...

strong argument , but imho the crankset and stem are particularly repugnant on that example

Continuing on the GOLD finish
check this new frame from aliexpress

techkin' hell
that is a poor paint job

techkin' hell
that is a poor paint job

Those seatstays and you pick on the paintjob?

Those seatstays and you pick on the paintjob?

Hey, at least it has seatstays :-)

The Sihmano pie plate is a touch of genius.

Ha, holy fuck, how did I miss that!

Don't really see why that colnago is much "worse" than many of the "Rolex" bikes of the 1970s and 1980s..

I never suggested it was.

Both exemplify fatuous indulgence and gross excess.

Old turd, new turd: they both stink of shit.

Old turd, new turd: they both stink of shit.

Coprolites should be odour-free

It wasn't my intention to add fuel to the tedious anti-Nag bonfire: I posted it here on account of the owner as much as anything else.

Bikes don't choose their owners any more than Rolex and Rolls Royce do.

Pax.

Add foot retention and lose the rim decals and I'd be all over that.

Exactly!!!!

a change of rims, lose the fork decals and top tube condom, add some foot retention and so would I.

The logo on the fork is iconic man, that's almost like saying a colnago would be better without a decor paintjob