Whats the best stag do you've ever been on?

I'd have thought shooting seagulls would be more your style...

No no, you forgot the "whilst wearing a Vote Boris" t-shirt.

THAT is more my style

I guess you didn't get the reference to The Fishing Party then....

sadly no.

Hippy, Latvia has to be one of the most depressing places I've ever been.
Make the effort to go a few miles north to Estonia, and you'll have a good time

I've already been to Latvia (just Riga) and nominated it as the best stag I've been on.
Just like all the drug taking manuals.. it's all about set and setting. Who you're with not where you are. Of course, being that it was the equivalent of schoolies week helped.. my god there were some hotties out and about.. and the club Essential was wicked.

Estonia was on the cards for the next do.

Best stag do ever was when a group of 6 mate went to stringfelows dressed as rockstars. With one guy with the gift of the gab pretending to be the manager. Talked our way in free never brought a drink had people moved out of the vip so there was just us and the girls. Then joined by some Arab prince who kept buying us strippers. most amazing night ever!!!!!!

depressing place= strippers with extra social issues= better stag do

yes i am a horrible person.

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=5][SIZE=2]Bloodhound Gang - "A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"

I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love.
It had been a while.
In fact, three hundred and sixty-five had come and went
since that midnight run haulin' hog to Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up this hitchhiker that was sweatin' gallons
through a pair of Daisy Duke cut-offs and one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-tops.
Well, that night I lost myself to ruby red lips,
milky white skin and baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi and I said, "Well that's a coincidence darlin',
'cause I was just thinkin' about skinnin' you like a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
and I went on to tell her how I would wear her face like a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
And then she told me to shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
'Course, it's hard to hide a hard-on when you're dressed like Minnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'

Day or so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spin and slid on into
The Stinky Pinky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-Stop.
There I was browsin' through the latest issue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi starin' at me from the back of a milk carton.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided to do what any good Christian would.
You can not imagine how difficult it is to hold a half gallon of moo juice
and polish the one-eyed gopher when your doin' seventy-five
in an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought missing children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'[/SIZE][/SIZE][/FONT]

Best stag do ever was when a group of 6 mate went to stringfelows dressed as rockstars. With one guy with the gift of the gab pretending to be the manager. Talked our way in free never brought a drink had people moved out of the vip so there was just us and the girls. Then joined by some Arab prince who kept buying us strippers. most amazing night ever!!!!!!

Yeah it looks like it was fun....

lol

that's my favourite photo ever posted on here, well done Senor Platini, bravo bravo molto bene!!!!

Aw shucks...

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jamestmouse/sets/72157603991523666/

This one was good.

Epic dredge.

Surfing in Newquay was good, but the clubbing after was shite. Go-karting in MK was ace, then drinking in London on a hot summers day, followed by a night in the Shunt vaults. Got another one next month, a weekend in Amsterdam with a bunch of stoners.

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robo dredge

Only been abroad on a few stag do's but the best one was definitely Las Vegas mainly cause, well its Las Vegas stag do and its abroad and when you go away its always better!

Not sure about best...

I managed to book a skiing chalet sharing with a stag do.

First night they were all sat naked for dinner...

They had sold one place on ebay to have a victim for the week.

Pointing and chanting 'What's that coming over the hill is it a monster!?'

One decided to put a bottle of vodka on the coals in the steam room and it blew up. (3rd degree burns)

One decided to ski down after après and his knees went the wrong way.

Then on the actual stag night they tied said stag to a pole naked and left him.

Apparently nearly died of hypothermia.

Maybe worst?