Foffa Bikes

You do have 158 pages of review to pick from...

How many people do you have on ignore? This thread is 163 pages long.

None? I'd guess some people have me on ignore?

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custom

"Bespoke" pls

155...

Ignore Ramsaye, all threads are longer for him because he has inverse ignores.

"Conceptual" pls

This thread needs fewer arguments and more sweet foffa photos.

That's slacker than Jordan.

Porn imo

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I reckon I could ride my bike through that gap between the seat tube and the back wheel.

Isn't that a blatant rip off of Herbie?

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It's blatantly fucking awful whatever it is

From the 'aptly' terribly written https://malohi.wordpress.com/2012/06/27/my-foffa-baby/

Best of all, you can customise your bike to however you want it – frame colour, wheels, gears, seat, handle-bars…. and it could all be yours for under £600. Now, I hear a lot of you screaming at your laptop and showering your screen with your own saliva, but £600 is not much for a bike of this quality, and think of the long term investment, you essentially get to build your very own bike, change the parts you don’t like, add other bits in, change the colour, etc. – and they do it all for you. Just think of the continuous stream of emerald green envy radiating from the sloggish bus passengers and the irascible drivers hooting their beepers as you breeze past on your Ciao…and quite literally saying ciao.

that photo makes me want to give up cycling and start a short lived but torrid affair with heroin

Foffa... quality... investment... envy...

"Ciao"?

"Fuck off" more like.

Anyway consider yourself successful, because this thread gave me enough doubts to not buy foffa bike.

So what are you getting?

you essentially get to build your very own bike, [snip] – and they do it all for you

So do you get to build your own bike or don't you? :)

I think there may a slight mix up with the differences between made to order, made to measure and bespoke...

... and thrown together out of the Ali Express parts bin (at an eye-watering markup).

It's the "that'll do" mentality that's wrong.

He's offering a made to order experience - nothing more.

I'm sure trading standards would have a field day with his claims.