• Knob passenger in white van...his driver U turns v fast and brakes hard to avoid hitting me. I brake....stay on the pedals and cruise very slowly around to the front of the van - shaking my head and the conversation with said passenger goes....
    Him..What's your problem mate?
    Me - from about 5 metres away - Wha?
    Him....What's your fucking problem.
    Me turning my head thru almost 180 to respond...Wha?
    Him - shaking his pointy fist at me...What's your problem you prick?
    Me...pushing back to the open window and holding a cupped hand to my ear (we are at red lights now)...Wha?
    Him...What the fuck is your problem?
    Me..I'm a bit deaf mate.
    He is now the colour of the lights! His driver mate is pissing himself. I swear if the lights hadn't gone to green he would have jumped out....but I was off and away and put many cars between me and him.
    Ah - so satisfying to stay calm and watch rage emerge!

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