Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

spaming?

bearly taste the meat

Sliced lovingly from the faces of real bears.

cheeky

Precisely! What on earth makes the manufacturers think that kids want to eat this creepy shit?

I'd have to bear that in mind.

Even without a face it's still a creepy slice of flesh from something that used to have a face.

Ah, that's a whole different discussion.

Flesh on the other hand is stretching it for that product. Minced hooves, yak's lips and sawdust filler dyed three shades of pink would be more accurate.

Even without a face it's still a creepy slice of faux flesh made from the floor sweepings from somewhere they killed something that used to have a face

But will it blend.....

Flesh on the other hand is stretching it for that product. Minced hooves, yak's lips and sawdust filler dyed three shades of pink would be more accurate.

Tasty though.

I first saw the image the reformed meat product into an animal face (?) a while back on a friends fb page, her son speaks the language of the street, she made his sarnies for school, one day asked what he wanted inside "bare ham " he replied

I'll grab me coat

@ChainBreaker Euph!

convenience meats

Eugh, a new concept to me (being non English). Googled it and one manufacturer says

Our convenience processed meat products help you adapt to the needs of our achievement-oriented society by providing consumers with time-saving meal solutions.

Lovely.

I am waiting in ENT right now and heard a little girl approaching asking her mum "What's a hairy desk?" Mum replied "It's a hearing test and you definitely need one" I thought that was funny. Csb etc

gis for "hairy desk"

He has got it all going on hasn't he?

flesh extenders

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shit, I thought I invented that term

Time-saving meal solutions?

Crikey! Russell Brand looks like he's having a hard time.

convenience meats