Inverse shim

Of a baby dinosaur chewing a gobstopper

Ha.

Please post pictures once installed.

I'm no engineer but it could work like this:

No, that'll tear too easily. Double wrap an old inner tube round it then fill any gaps with a sand and sugar solution made with broccoli juice.

Curved bolts can straighten and come loose over time so you'll need to check it on a regular basis, every couple of miles for the first year or until you die, whichever is sooner.

Broccoli juice has fallen out of favour recently, recent advice from the Vatican is to consider an organic alternative.

Drawn to scale before exporting.
Two possible positions: I'd like to see the proposed bolt that will deal with this, even with broccoli juice.

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^ doesn't account for wrapping the bars in a couple of old inner tubes to pad out where it meets the clamp. Ergo the analysis is flawed and should be discounted.

So we're back to the curved bolt solution.

A few minutes with a rat-tail file should sort that out no problems.

You would need to open up the entire radius whilst trying to avoid over filing any one area. Otherwise you will create areas of high stress which will lead to failure.

A bit of Sugru will fix that.

Bolts, schmolts... a couple of these will do the job.

those are for the wrists didnt you know!? steal is real, so use the metal version of those

have i been doing zip ties wrong all this time?!

Sexual fetish thread >>>>>>>>

Brilliant.... I want this on a t-shirt...

just file the bars down a bit

I get it now.

Needs 'nom nom nom' as a caption.

Sorry but that shit is upside down.

Nah, it's inverted ;-)

@NorthLondonLight seems to be hoping for an inverse shim in order to make a sale

What's a "reducer"? A big clamp and some arm strength? Drive your car over it?