Epic WTF

This is a wierd magazine. What the Fuck.

http://cycling-today.com/cyclist-deliberately-hit-by-car-gets-revenge/#comment-858

Wtf is up with the comments?

People.

I know it's really wierd, and the most angry one who has invented his own new racist epithet - Mudslims - has the same name as the author of the article.

I, for one, welcome our Collie Deathbot overlords

Also, pixels

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WC4_68XjmuA

This film cost $45m to make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uROQ9nplxIY

viral marketing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EP2BwOMw71Q

No way...

The comments make me sad and wonder if we're heading the same as Yugoslavia.

Apparently so - went straight to DVD in 2012 after 10 years of mishaps

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/36566897/pennsylvania-couple-charged-after-gifting-daughter-to-older-man

"The Amish are a group of Christian people... ...and do not use modern technology such as cars, computers or televisions."

"The have admitted to giving their daughter away and said information on the internet made them think it would be legal."

Not epic, if you had dug a little deeper you'd know that a spectrum of beliefs exist among groups like the Amish, Old Mennonites et cetera.
The first quote you cited probably came from some wicki.

I thought Witness was the recognised authority on all things Amish?

Generally true, though Johnny Depp's topless scene could never have happened without the appropriate Rumspringa soundtrack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUX08lc9TB8

The Amish bloke off Witness had no problem using a machine gun in Die Hard.

I've seen two people on "social media" wish their fathers a happy Father's Day despite them not being on Facebook. What is wrong with the world?

I agree. Whenever someone sends I Facebook post to someone who's dead I really struggle to restrain myself.
Deady McDeadface won't respond.
They're dead.
The people who WILL respond are of that revolting new clan, the 'U OK HUN?🙁' set of shits.
Attention seeking cunt buckets who tap out pity posts with blank faces and only become animated when they get a digital response. Parasites. I hope they get worms.

My dad is dead AND not on Facebook, how will I ever communicate with him?

Twitter?

You won't. He's dead, the lucky bloke. It's extended peace and quiet, something to look forward to.
RIP and all that, but I have strong opinions about snuffing it.

Just... genius. Timing, minimalism, everything. Optimum forum kudos.

Respect the dead people! If they want love messages through the ethernet or ether just accept their wishes!