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  • Just finished watching Gods of Egypt. Experience was akin to taking a really long, satisfying dump.

    Abbey Lee was totally hnnnnnggg as an albino giant snake riding goddess assassin person.

    Bad acting throughout.

    Terrible script.

    Outlandish and cartoony CGI.

    Every actor was totally miscast.

    11/10 would watch again. Great fun.

  • If I had eaten a vindaloo the night before, then watched the movie whilst sitting on a commode I would have had double the satisfaction.

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