Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

I lolled

I've got the same frameset and TBF those faux-chrome details don't make for an easy build: the choice of silver Ahead stems is pretty limited, so that route is out.

And Schwinn do sell them with a "straight to anti-porn, do not pass go" build (that front wheel is OE).

Even so...

bag o' shite

lol

rofl

Such a sad looking saddle pack

it's been abused

Aren't you worried that the owner might ask you to visit him at his place of employment?

Ha!

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Keep seeing this, still don't get it. What's wrong with a flite on inline post?

The rails are at the back of the saddle rather than the middle so it looks shit and is usually a sign of poor fit. Except on retro mtbs but that's a different game entirely.

Hope this isnt a real cannondale

Hope this isnt a real cannondale

Looks like one though.

It is....

How can someone spend so much on a frameset and fuck it all up that badly...

How can someone spend so much on a frameset and fuck it all up that badly...

Money can't buy taste.

The picture of the ugly C'dale is a few years old. Guess it was a time when the frames still where "cheap"

Oh dear lord

I'd ride that Giant

Edit: I'd own that Giant

The Giant is supposed to be anti though.

Is it the spacers on the all city I'm supposed to hate?

The fact it has been straddled by a living daeity proabably has some affect on your reasoning though.

What?

If you dig deep enough you'll find that in the bike porn thread .. If I recall correctly ..