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No it certainly seems to be turning. The river is straight where we are and the chinook flies towards us from a north westerly direction then turns showing its underside and goes off north away from the river.

Must be practicing a bombing raid on your pad then. Bye, nice knowing you, dibs on your lock ring spanner when you're gone.

I'm finally relieved that someone has been able to explain what's going on. I always knew they (Illuminati/NWO/upstairs neighbours/bloke who wants my locring spanner) had it in for me. At least now it's out there and those left behind can begin to investigate and prove jet fuel cuts through 1960s bricks.

'Nigel Farage to lead Brexit Flotilla up the Thames'

Remember what happened last time he was involved in a transport-based promo gimmick? #sinkingfeeling

Flood tubes one and two?

One can only hope....

Drunk vicar: ‘I’m from the Vatican, you’re f**ked’

Fearing for his safety, Mr Pollock mounted the violent vicar in the street in a desperate attempt to subdue him.

I generally have gone off the idea and thinking that people should have x,y and z experience for jobs that don't pay enough so they can't realistically stay in for life. That's more a thing about how in years now gone you could live happy as an ambulance driver for years but now it's more seen as a stepping stone, lots of jobs are like that now and I think it's a very negative working environment and culture we have created.

Another scandalous inquest verdict:

http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2016/jun/03/deepcut-barracks-failed-duty-army-recruits-coroner-cheryl-james

Considering that there was an overpowering whiff of cover-up right from the moment evidence was destroyed in the immediate aftermath, it's not altogether surprising. I wonder if the familywill be able to keep fighting after this.

http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2016/jun/06/john-oliver-medical-debt-forgiveness-last-week-tonight

Was going to post in Epic Win, but figured it's not a win as getting back to where everyone should be - not being in debt for medical care - is simply a leveling, and unfortunately not really an epic one.

Thick-as-fuck noisemaker invites imbeciles to join Darwin award scheme via human crush.

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2016/jun/06/kanye-west-webster-hall-new-york-street-riot

Keep calm and don't make a fuss:

http://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/couple-find-unexploded-world-war-ii-bomb-in-their-basementbut-delayed-calling-police-because-they-a3263596.html

Awesome neighbours sound like the sort who give you a months notice before a party then it isn't even loud.

I suppose it depends on whether the bombs involved are still live or not.

Not gone off since WW2, will another few hours really hurt?

How did a farm worker get the dosh to buy all this?
http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36460569

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekpjzjNFIXI

Arrest video:

Edit: Too slow.

What's significant is that so far the French investigation is not in the hands of anti-terrorist specialists, but of the unit that looks into organised crime.
This would suggest that the initial suspicion in Paris is that Mr Moutaux was engaged in arms trafficking.

How did a farm worker get the dosh to buy all this?

EU subsidies. Which we're paying for!

Not gone off since WW2, will another few hours really hurt?

They moved the unexploded bomb into the garden.

I mean - what could possibly go wrong?

New pond, no digging required.

That is one way to rid the garden of that cat which keeps leaving turds.