Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

What is wrong with the mash??? It looks OK to me

stem, bars, radial front lacing at first sight, and I'm really sleepy atm

plus saddle angle, flite on inline post, too big for owner, miche, etc

greenelli - strongest of all colourways.

/biased

^ true

Would be quite nice if the owner were to grow a bit (and then replace stem, seatpost and cranks).

ha! looks much better than the bike

(but best thing about it was that Kruijswijk rejected the proposal to ride it in a Giro stage :))

Well I didn't say it is beautiful but it's definitely not antiporn. It's a proper bike fit away from being a hhsb. Nothing wrong with radial lacing AFAIK

Subrosa x Slayer (the band). On point marketing.

Whats the deal with the Dosnoventa? Not familiar with the brand but it looks alright to me as far as I can tell from the NDS photo. Is the brand renowned for being crap?

Over priced and famously slack geometry

Just why...? Looks so sad

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4 rammin pedestrians obvs
in a gentle way tho

It's a kid's bike, and a pretty fun looking one at that.

It's the £1k price tag which puts it here.

Definitely over the top, but I thought anti was an aesthetic or mechanical judgement. Oh well.

You are right, but I felt a wave of sadness and felt I had to put it somewhere. Bikes for 3+ yrs, that cost, 'Pro series'. WTF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3qxoHnoKD8

The production quality of that video is horrendous.

Much saddle bottle cage, many scoblestack, very fixie

It's the £1k price tag which puts it here.

It will probably hold its value better than dad's £10k bike, or the £80k Range Rover they put the bikes in to visit the trails.

#soznotsoz