I'll wait until Wanking Furiocity % is added before committing to further metrics.
You need a Fitbit-style activity wrist strap (or man-bangle as @Cycliste calls them) to get those metrics. A friend of mine helped develop the hardware for one, and referred to it as the Wankometer.
I had a Garmin one, not for any metrics but it vibrates if you sit still too long which meant I got up and didn't get DVT again, in theory. In practice, being a Garmin device, it shat itself after 6 months and I got a refund.
You need a Fitbit-style activity wrist strap (or man-bangle as @Cycliste calls them) to get those metrics. A friend of mine helped develop the hardware for one, and referred to it as the Wankometer.