Grow a high concentration of hair in that precise area. Buttock moustache. Or Regaine? Or raid a hospital bin for a casually discarded scalp and graft-on.
Marker pen?
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Grow a high concentration of hair in that precise area. Buttock moustache.
Or Regaine? Or raid a hospital bin for a casually discarded scalp and graft-on.
Marker pen?