Power Meters / Powermeters (SRM, Powertap, Quarq, Ergomo, Vector, Stages, power2max, P2M, 4iii, InPower, Cinch)

Phew! That's good to know.

But when you say "I", are you speaking on a personal basis (perhaps based upon how many miles you've flown (biz, natch), or the colour of the key you use to take a piss in a foreign city), or is that the "Royal we", as in "we (not withstanding my undisclosed and rather vague role) at Talbot"?

I appreciate you have your hands full, what with patronising Scoble [prick] and posting jokes of your hairglasses (and classifieds that put the "self-absorbed" into "tedious suit"), but no doubt I'm not the only reader who's reassured to feel your decisive arm around my uncertain shoulders.

What are hairglasses?