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So they pick up the trophy and then immediately announce Maureen as their new manager. Good timing...

Joseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Good to have Moaninho back in the prem. This time at his first choice club.

Classless fuckers.

Did you see Pardew's dance after Palace scored? That swung it for me.

I did...

*weeps*

Cunts. Maureen at United is a match made in heaven.

Guaranteed six points off your lot...

Does this mean @cliveo will switch allegiance to United now? He did go to school near there after all.

Nope. He's a has been. Remember the result the last match he managed against us? >>>>

Jose?

That's just bad news.

Though. Hang on. Zlatan. Jose.
Back together again.
Headlines writing themselves.

Mata must be thinking not this shit again.

Mata was instrumental yesterday in West Ham playing in Europe next season.

Stones to Utd then

That's a given, no?

Yep, and TBH after his wank season I couldn't give two shits and I think that goes for most Evertonians

He's like an English Luiz; a defender who can't defend. One of those European type defenders, classy on the ball, elegant, calm, can pass but off the ball his positioning is all over the shop...

So with some decent coaching he'd improve then?

Like Luiz you mean?

He'll never be Wes Morgan though...

How can you qualify as a professional when you either can tackle and defend but can't pass or stay calm when on the ball, or can pass and play stylishly but can't tackle or understand how to be in position? What does this say about coaching? 80k a week please kerrrrrrching

I'm genuinely shocked at the lack of dignity United are showing. Seems Van Gaal still hasn't been spoken too. Ed Woodward and the Glaziers are not fit to rub the club. Without Ferguson they would have destroyed a great institution much sooner.

Now this is the kind of story that makes my cock fizz:

Everton to hold talks with Unai Emery over managerial vacancy

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2016/05/22/everton-to-hold-talks-with-unai-emery-over-managerial-vacancy/