• Hey, let's close major arterial roads in the centre of our capital for two days so we can drive a 90-year-old fairytale character less than a mile from her castle to do a pretend ceremony that nobody cares about!

    • Will it inconvenience thousands of people trying to earn a living?

    Yes.

    • Ok, great. DEPLOY THE MET!

    What kind of medieval tinpot clusterfuck of a country do we live in?

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