Football

A bit of jizz drizzling into a bobby Moore jiz statue

Goddammit.

fucking sad end to good memories at upton park

I think a couple of veins would make it pop.

Maybe some jizz dripping off the edge of the shield to break up the silhouette?

Which could be landing on the heads of Billy Bonds and Trevor Brooking...

I think your use of comic sans is insulting.

Apart from that - would you like me to tweet it to David Gold?

Beat my guest...

Are they from Trumpton?

Their sofa is right next to them yet they're watching the game through the window, what has become of football supporters these days?

It'll be a shit view of the new ground even from up there.

Although not much different from being in the new stadium with the seats miles from the pitch.

They're adapting the stadium so that temporary seating covers the running track

Excellent work joe

True, but there's still a lot more space behind the goals and along the sidelines than at most old grounds (including Upton Park).

Also the seats are banked much less sharply than older grounds and without overlapping tiers.

I'm gong to dedicate that to all the disruptive clowns from last night.

I'm thinking about doing it for a living, how hard could it be?

The ones on the pitch?

No clowns on the pitch in claret and blue...

Plenty outside acting up though.

The new stadium looks wank in terms of atmosphere. It'll be like a working class Emirates

More importantly, one of those kits looks like they haven't spent the full amount of money required on badges and shit.

liverpoolfc.com fans haven't forgotten clive in the pre match chelsea thread !

#whereisclive

It's still shit, seating is too shallow so you only have to be a few rows from the front and you are miles from the pitch. Will not be a couldron of noise.

Frying pan of despair?