Football

There's always been a minority of fucking arseholes who manage to turn up at West Ham home games. It's one of the reasons my old man refused to go many years ago.

The old firms have largely retired from their merriment, but this will always leave a bit of a sour taste.

The faces still come out en masse for Spurs and Chelsea

They'll all make a point of showing up if there's even a sniff of playing Millwall.

I know for a fact Gardner, Bunter and Swallow still all go to WHL every season

So deserving of a shiny new stadium on the cheap that lot. Just stuck a few quid on man u at 5/1. Looking better now Tony

get in

Wouldn't surprise me in the slightest.

Martial is so good

what a game. 2-2. plenty of time for wet sheets yet still

Daley Blind again dropping to deep. 2nd time tonight.

Antonio is so good.

football is so good

Had the forth place trophy for all of four minutes. Spurs won 4-3 here before. ..

I've just seen the west ham badge for next season. It's pretty dull

Lol united

Fuck me, that's awful...

West Ham badge is awful.

It's pretty bad - can you do us a better one Joe?

I could but my hammers always wind up looking like cocks, that OK?

I'm sure Mr Gold would be OK with that...

Crossed claret cocks on a field of gorgeous baby blue?

Sounds perfect.

I'll get to work...

Make sure it has pizzaz.

I'll know it when I see it...

I thought all the cocks were over at Stamford Bridge this season...

Will this do or do I need to jizz it up a bit?