What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

Some vegans be stupid

I know!

;)

Potatoes do not exist to feed man.

They are not fruit.

We harvest and cull them for our own gain.

Mercilessly.

I hear their screams.

is aktually rok.

bak to gulag with you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCLZwo3TZ3A

What would a bear do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VoNgLnjzVg

Potatoes have eyes.

corn has ears

Is breast milk vegan if it's from a carnivorous woman? Although, if you think about it, all milk is breast milk, so the term is not useful.
How about milk if it's from a woman who has lived her whole life eating nothing but ethically sourced human milk?
Would Whole Foods Market be interested in marketing my new range of vegan dairy products?

That is in part down to the fact that humans have, over hundreds of years, purposefully bred docile cows, with high milk yields to be milked

If cows could speak English and we could ask them for milk and they gave it willingly, vegan?

You lose

Name one carnivorous human.

Jeremy Kyle

this
if they could and said no i'd tell the bitches to gtf orf my laaaaand and find grass elsewhere
hence a simple barter system could evolve, capitalist vegan?

all milk is breast milk, so the term is not useful

All milk that comes from mammals is breast milk; milk is a term that has been applied to the liquid derived from other sources as well.
So breast milk is a useful term.

Yeah, no exploiting of any party

Sweeney Todd

For fucks sake

I can eat seeds cause they're asleep.

Shhhhhh

Any mother who claims her darling (but ugly) two month old baby is a vegan is probably doing so because she is a vegan. Therefore the baby is only getting milk from a vegan not a cheeseburger. A non-vegan mother probably thinks this is a pointless discussion and does not care about the subtleties of how mothers milk is categorised by the sausage dodgers.

What about all those poor Almonds being milked?