Smear a little shit (it doesn't have to be yours) over attractive components.
Next time something goes AWOL, ask to smell your colleagues' fingers.
"We can work hand in hand if we stick to the rules: he keeps his cunt-hooks out of my wallet, I keep my tentacles out of his pocket."
I'm not comfortable asking to smell my colleagues fingers, Some of the people I work with are a little strange. Anyway we have a very tough E.D.I policy! Some people would be offended if I didn't smell there fingers.
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Smear a little shit (it doesn't have to be yours) over attractive components.
Next time something goes AWOL, ask to smell your colleagues' fingers.
"We can work hand in hand if we stick to the rules:
he keeps his cunt-hooks out of my wallet,
I keep my tentacles
out of his pocket."