Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Different preferences in straw sizes?

It's in reference to a tv show called Game Of Thrones in which women in medieval costume challenge each other to drink milk as quickly as possible.

The relative size of new arsehole they'd tear into @cheetah if he tried to make a pass at them

Dunno if you're joking, but, it's a game of thrones sliding scale sort of thing. And is fucking hilarious.

I read it as 'small boys have tighter anuses'.

Then again I don't watch TV.