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Wait, you called a dwarf an oompah loompah to her face then shagged her? I see Holland hasn't changed much since I last visited...
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I did say to her face, and she said "do I have orange skin and green hair!"
and went on about how she'd been harangued at school and would rather be called a munchkin
by now, I thought she'd protested too much, so, next time I saw her in town (Soho, London's London) , we wound up back at mine
she stripped off and paraded around the pad, wound up in bed but nothing happened, she bottled it
she stayed until 10pm the next evening, I got her a Chinese , walked her down the hill, and left her at the train station
i wound up with a dwarf/midget once, all started when i said
"fuck me, it's an oompahloompaa", didn't really have the head and hands of a dwarf though,
she was just short