Popcorn

https://storify.com/Eamonn_Forde/the-krankies-joint-autobiography-condensed

Just. Fucking. What?

Exactly. Just fucking, what?

Eggsactly

Crackers. Stan Boardman. An ordinary housewife.

#showbiz

brings new meaning to "dwarf tossing"
reckon ian must a had the better deal when swapping partners, poor jimmy

I'd have thought that 70s celebrities would've been queuing around the block for a go on see Jimmy Krankie.

Fuck's sake, do catch up

https://www.lfgss.com/comments/12933354/

i wound up with a dwarf/midget once, all started when i said
"fuck me, it's an oompahloompaa", didn't really have the head and hands of a dwarf though,
she was just short

Think you got that wrong mate, you twit.

That should come with a warning.

Wait, you called a dwarf an oompah loompah to her face then shagged her? I see Holland hasn't changed much since I last visited...

Am sure I read this on a Drum and Bass forum a few years back...?

I did say to her face, and she said "do I have orange skin and green hair!"
and went on about how she'd been harangued at school and would rather be called a munchkin
by now, I thought she'd protested too much, so, next time I saw her in town (Soho, London's London) , we wound up back at mine
she stripped off and paraded around the pad, wound up in bed but nothing happened, she bottled it
she stayed until 10pm the next evening, I got her a Chinese , walked her down the hill, and left her at the train station

A truly beautiful tale.

#csb

#tbt, shirly?

something must have happened, I saw her at the same bar
with a dif girl and boy was she angry, fierce little thing

I keep seeing this thread is active and thinking WAHEY POPCORN then I get here and it's just shit banter.

we wound up back at mine
she stripped off and paraded around the pad

they can press charges for showing

maybe somebody had called her an oompah loompa again.

Snap

Most popcorn leads to shit banter. Ref: the foffa thread.

He shat on a dwarf?