Bike porn

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Your bike is anti

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1st rule of bike porn: don't post your own bike in bike porn
2nd rule of bike porn: don't post your ugly ass bike in bike porn
3rd rule of bike porn: go to page 1 of bike porn and read entire thread

here endeth the lesson

I love the poorly educated.

Safety is dictated by how much you are mentally in control while you ride and how good you are in thinking in scenarios. You always need a contingency plan.

Shit fixie skidder said >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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Please get back to reddit

Only 7 comments and he's already making a big splash on the forum

he's already making a big splash

Like a massive turd

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You're a genius, keep it up.

A turd with double aerospokes

He's just trolling you guys.
That monstrosity can't be serious...

Or you could emergency eco-friendly stop by using your spiritual beliefs and own old-fasioned concepts and ideas?

You are Veronica Moser AICMFP

He's obviously this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BQp3V_34BE

Just as for real porn, a definition for bikeporn, as applied consistently by this noble board, is not entirely subjective. It should be noted that the exercise of determining whether something qualifies as porn or not does indeed involve a subjective component. However, this subjective component should be understood as a margin of discretion which is clearly circumscribed by a common understanding of what constitutes a tasteful bike.
To put it in the words of Associate Supreme Justice Potter Stewart:
[I can't define what is pornography.] "But I know it when I see it."
in Jacobellis v. Ohio (1964)

Quite confident that this is not a repost, not 100% sure though. Anyway, let's get back to bikes:

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Lack of capitalization and clarity in spelling shows a sense of entitlement and laziness that points to a hollow inner self, completely devoid of spirituality and concern for others.

Not that I don't indulge once in awhile.

Don't beg it