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@General_Lucifer
My mate Dean was in Thailand with his mates. He had dodgy guts and went back to the room early and went to sleep.
He woke with a weird fishy smell in his nostrils and could hear this horrible noise.
He opened his eyes to see a Thai prostitute bent over him, her face inches from hers, eyes screwed up making sex noise. Her breath reeked of that powerful fish sauce. His mate was behind her, hammering away.
My mate pretended to be asleep until it was all over. When it was done his mate shook the prostitute by the hand, paid her and said, 'sorry for banging it up your arse, love.' And gave her a bit more money.
Who says chivalry is dead.