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Climbing out of a second floor window because a boyfriend with roid rage was coming home early from his shift on the door at some dubious "club" was definitely my closest near-death experience. She was well worth the near shart, such a beautiful girl.
Having to listen to a mate yentz some poor doxy in vast marble-clad bathroom in a hotel on the sunshine isle of Faliraki wasn't great either, especially when I went into the bathroom for a leak and there was my pal going hammer and tongs in there. Having a slash and witnessing your mate's sex face is probably best avoided. He got more annoyed than she did when I stood in the doorway roughing up a suspect...
handtightenonly
I reckon a compilation book of one night stands and ensuing embarrassing situations could be a winner!