I'd have shat myself to find some gadger pottering round the kitchen.
Screamed, shat myself and fled.
I was generally still arseholed, so he could've come and watched whilst I put in an early-morning Olympian performance and I'd have been none the wiser.
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I'd have shat myself to find some gadger pottering round the kitchen.
Screamed, shat myself and fled.