I'd have shat myself to find some gadger pottering round the kitchen.
Screamed, shat myself and fled.
I don't think you've written that into a single story yet - all three events separately, sure - but we've never had a story with that trifecta.
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I'd have shat myself to find some gadger pottering round the kitchen.
Screamed, shat myself and fled.