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But a buffalo is basically just a big cow. Who really cares if people shoot them?

The buffalo?

It takes a high level of skill to shoot a big cow as they are so swift of foot, agile and masters of both camouflage and disguise.

not to mention the deadly venom dripping fangues.

I admit, they are very adept at camouflage. I have never seen one round here. However, if we didn't eat cows, they would be fucking everywhere. There would be no room for cycle lanes or small batch gin. Prince beardy is really doing us a favour controlling the numbers, and he really should be using a weapon with a higher rate of fire.

It was about to eat some grass. How much more do you people need to see before a ginger cunt prince is allowed to take action with his weapon.

Hunts animals/pretends to be a conservationist

Dresses like Nazi/pretends to be a British soldier

Is there a word for that sort of behaviour?

Prince beardy is really doing us a favour controlling the numbers, and he really should be using a weapon with a higher rate of fire.

Like a helicopter simulating a playstation game in Afghanistan, in which an entire platoon is there only for his safety while he can push the fire button for then crying post traumatic memories like a real war hero?

Granny Liz is up for it too. There was great footage of her necking a grouse. Not a euph either.

Who are you calling a grouse?

Isn't that a rly old picture of our Hank? He may have either changed his ways or moved on to elephants by now.

Thats not a grouse, clearly some kind of raptor.

Hunts animals/pretends to be a conservationist>

Culling is a common way of conserving the habitats and stable populations of herd animals. The main problem here is that Harry is a symbol of inherited privilege, which as has been pointed out basically makes him the same as Hitler.

Anyway, t'weren't a grouse she necked, t'were a pheasant and I respected her for it. If her majesty can't wait for the moment animals need to be killed and then kill them, who the devil can? Hurray for the saxe-windsocks

He's not culling in that photo posted above though is he?

And did he not dress up as a Nazi?

Harry's great-gran shot a white rhino on honeymoon. They're extinct now.

Harry's great gran was on honeymoon.

Also, you should have left your original remark about 'we need to get out of London more' as though our smoke choked brains can't grasp the concept of animal overpopulation.

You've met winnifred then...

The forum's most dedicated Contrary Mary, never a side too indefensible to bolster with his brave voice, and always willing to valiantly re-interpret even the most heinously transparent of scenarios lest some semblance of consensus reign. A

I have now, and I'd like to cull him, the numbskull!

(Haha, jokes, I'm a big softy).

I met him in Afghan. Before he was doing the chopper pilot stuff he was a Forward Air Controller, seemed like a nice enough bloke and was good at his job. He didn't get any special treatment from anyone I knew, and coped with the shitty winter mud as well as everyone else.
When he was out there as a pilot, he was protecting platoons, not the other way round. When you're out on the ground, the only sound better than an Apache is an A10.

I bet you guys there had lots of fun while doing your duty. Our streets are more safe now, and I feel much more security around me after decades of valorous missions in the middle east and surrounding from courageous soldiers, politicians, traders etc. All this for protect your country and the people filled innit. So many metal toys at your mercy to have fun with too. Gosh I wish I had the balls for to be part of it.

Bangs on about cunts killing animals/eats sausage

If I lived with my mum and made memes, that's what mine would say^

Our streets are more safe now

Ha ha and they really are not but you know that. What our streets are, is paved with the shit intentions of death. What happened to punk rock...? They kept making guns anyway, the cunts.