What is a hipster? Look at this fucking hipster...

"Smokey Tails are landing back in London after a series of residencies in Melbourne, Sydney, Miami & Amsterdam. Hoxton Square Bar & Kitchen, the iconic music venue, is set to welcome Smokey Tails into their restaurant as THE place to dine, drink, and dance in London's home of hip."

Nice to see chris kamara taking a turn on the tongs

fella's got man boobs

I don't get it.

#slowinthehead

Chris has let himself go

yer man needs breast pads to stop milk dripping onto the ribs

..unless y'know, it's an added hipster authenticity point..

he'd look better when he's doing a set with one shirly

I owned that Smokey Tails shirt back in the Noughties...

I don't get the name, tail is worse than tongue. I'd rather eat ribs tbh.

"Phuque your tweed ride, Imma get Napoleonic on your asses, aight!"

Is someone making knock off zipp 3000's?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFx-Ew4pwno

I don't mind his style, just think it would work better if it was toned down a bit

A Chef de Bataillon (infantry), surely no self-aggrandisement there! Typical lack of attention to detail of the officer classes, no pedals....

Is this real life? Hard af

Yeah they're all over eBay

he has his man ride it whilst he's conveyed in the britzka

Or possibly he is Chef de Bataillon (retd.) with the first HHSHH (Hip-Hop Slave Hobby Horse) hence the lack of pedals.

Troxler fans are the worst.

https://youtu.be/TZt-pOc3moc

do you even portlandia?

Oh, Fest...

Portland is really a wonderful city.

spotter in reply to @MultiGrooves
do you even portlandia?