I hope nobody tweets this link to her, so instead of using it as a gift-wrapped opportunity to write a hateful, myopic, anti-cyclist rant containing some slightly amusing if literally stolen material, she'll have to think of something else all by herself, which will be hard, and her lifespan will thus be shortened just a little bit, and we'll know that, and be happy.
I hope nobody tweets this link to her, so instead of using it as a gift-wrapped opportunity to write a hateful, myopic, anti-cyclist rant containing some slightly amusing if literally stolen material, she'll have to think of something else all by herself, which will be hard, and her lifespan will thus be shortened just a little bit, and we'll know that, and be happy.