• Last two eps of s5 of Girls; Ray's coffee shop re-brands as hipster-free in an attempt to "sell coffee to people with jobs".

    They introduce free refills of brewed coffee, implement a keyboard ban, bar entry to anyone with a top-knot and put up a posters, one of which which reads "TRUST THE GOVERNMENT". Verrrrr good.

  • The poster sounds WHACK. But yay to the keyboard ban.

    My local good coffee shop got rid of wifi aages ago cos all these twats just stayed for ages and never bought much. Made it a much nicer place, more sociable and just betterer.

    Can you get a wifi scrambler? I fancy having one.

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