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dancing james
@Constable_Savage
^^^I hope she decides to use the downstairs toilet for her poo and it becomes a flock of sparrows so violent that there is monumental splash-back which covers her front and back bottom. She then has to waddle up stairs to the shower with her trousers around her knees via the hallway and passed the frosted glass panels of the front door. Just as the postman gets there to put her letters through the door. Did he see her? That question will stay with her for a very long time and might make it difficult to get to sleep for a while.